Not that I needed more proof that we're perfect for each other even setting aside the fact that we have the same taste in children
Advice from children is crafted from the best ingredients: the wisdom of innocence, empathy, sincerity, and love.
I believe that all good parents are optimists. Who else would attempt the thankless task of turning 2-year-olds into human beings?
Going nowhere, fast (or "Why they should have included booze in that stupid 'new parent' bag we got at the hospital")