I’m bemused and delighted. I’m not sure if it’s the way they talk about something without actually saying it, their smiling faces, or their over-the-top sincerity; but whatever it is, this site makes me happy.

Clean is happy

Comments

1. LC on 2007-07-03 22:46:01 wrote: It’s sort of like the Brady Bunch intro… only now they actually have a toilet. Weird.

2. John C on 2007-07-04 10:35:26 wrote: I played on the site a long time. As you move the mouse over the photos, sounds appear. And using the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th photos, you can play “How Dry I Am” hahahahahahaha Loved it.

3. Chris on 2007-07-13 03:12:05 wrote: OMG! I couldn’t stop watching. It was like relaxation therapy in commercial form. I found myself getting more and more relaxed. Deeper and deeper. That’s right, just relax. And when I snap my fingers, you will go buy several washlets.

4. fyngyrz on 2007-07-16 11:26:20 wrote: I predict these people will be flush with success. No, really. Their competition, if any, is all washed up as of right now. They can’t handle this; the ideas floated here are so superior as to render a complete cleanup of alternate methods. Their stock is surely tanking as we speak. Odds are their executives are squirming on the hot seat (he said dryly.) Personally, I think they should consider a business partnership with the the “alli” people; if there were ever two companies that needed each other… (for those of you lucky enough not to know what alli is, it is a diet drug with some unfortunate side effects, such that one of the recommendations from the drug manufacturer is that users should carry a spare pair of pants. Dark pants.)