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Good news!

Thanks to my email, I now know how to get cheap prescriptions, make myself more attractive to others, get a low monthly payment, buy lottery tickets online, buy cheap OEM software, get an exquisite replica watch, look younger, feel younger, claim my cash, become fit and happy again, meet easy women, make my friends envy me, be a sexual giant all night long, get perfume and cologne, enjoy my life now, and enlarge my breasts and/or penis. Also, my loan has been approved AND I’m a winner!

Gotta run. I’m closing a deal that will net me 10% of $9.8 million and all I have to do is transfer some money to a charity for a British guy dying of cancer in Dubai.

I LOVE the internets.

Comments

  1. L.A. Daddy on 2007-05-03 14:02:16 wrote: You know, you always ask yourself - does this work for ANYBODY? Does anyone click through on this stuff? And then, you tell yourself that people MUST be clicking through on this garbage… otherwise, they wouldn’t continue to do it. It these people who are the reason why there are still directions on a bottle of shampoo.

  2. Thomas on 2007-05-03 16:09:17 wrote: See, I also get email from underage Japanese school girls that want to make it with me all night long. See how lucky I am.

  3. tanyetta on 2007-05-03 20:40:54 wrote: too late, i already sent my check to him. LOL :)

  4. Jennifer on 2007-05-04 04:30:31 wrote: It’s amazing, isn’t it? We, as humans, have been searching for the meaning of life and the fountain of youth for centuries. All we had to do is wait for THEM to come to US in the fullness of time. Who’d have thought? eyerolling

  5. mechellebelle on 2007-05-16 13:46:38 wrote: Spam is even more exasperating when you receive hundreds or return-to-sender spam e-mails a day because the spammers have stolen your domain and used it. The spammers must have known what they were doing (to add insult to injury) because no one hates spam more than me. Just the premise of stealing someone’s domain and internet identity as a vehicle for it makes me vow to never purchase anything related to a product that’s promoted via spam.