Well, you have to listen between the lines. Just saw him pimpin’ Sugarmill Woods (affordable Homosassa, Florida real estate — no, really) on SciFi during a commercial break. The false enthusiasm was palpable. I’m sure he went immediately from shooting the commercial to the nearest bar. How apt.

Update (Dec 2004): I just saw him in another commercial, this time for Hot Springs Village, “Heaven On Earth.” Ponch, what has become of you!