I dreamt that a small pipe burst and everyone was preparing for a flood. I thought they were crazy. Why don’t we just plug it up? And then I looked again and the entire world was flooded. Turns out I was the crazy one. Then aliens were enslaving everyone who survived the flood. There was nothing we could do to stop them. I needed a jacket so I convinced them to let me go to a store on high ground. And the store was full of great jackets. And none of them were my size.

And then I woke up in a bad mood.