We’re making our way through the Indiana Jones movies as part of my fatherly duty to introduce the children to the classics. We popped in The Last Crusade a couple of nights ago.

Son: Which one is this?
Me: This is Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade!
Son: What's it about?
Me: Well, it's got tanks and boats and motorcycles and his dorky dad and Indiana when he was a kid. Snakes. Oh, and Nazis again.
Son: Cool! Is there a girl?
Me: Oh, yes. Is there ever.
Son: Awww, yuck!