Son: Mom, can I have your calculator?
Wife: Uh... The pink one?
Son: No, the grayish one.
He imitates holding something about the size of a brick in his hands.
Wife: Why?
Son: Because I want it.
Ha! She shrugs.
Wife: Okay. Sure.
Son: Yay!
The Boy toddles off to find the calculator.
Me: I hope you realize you just gave him your cell phone.
Wife: Crap!

Comments

1. tanyetta on 2006-03-31 00:31:13 wrote: Hilarious! I think he just called me! Don’t you love when they get a hold of your cell phone and call people! I love it.

2. Phil on 2006-04-05 22:25:08 wrote: My 4-year-old daughter woke me up at 7am one morning to say, “Your phone was ringing. It was some man. He’ll call you later.” But what I’m really worried about is that she’s got my stapler hidden somewhere in the house. One of these days I’m going to find two things stapled together that do not belong.

3. NickS on 2006-04-10 15:40:50 wrote: And they know if the cell phone doesn’t work. We give our boys the old ones no longer in use. but they know. they know.

4. Vegar on 2006-04-14 03:15:30 wrote: Cheeses christ. Poor cell phone.