Where to begin. The Boy. Because he’s still relatively new and shiny, The Boy is fascinated with just about everything. He hasn’t yet reached the jaded heights from which my four-year-old daughter looks down upon me when we have conversations like: “Hey sweetie, let’s watch something educational!” “Dad, that’s SO booorrrrrring.”

Today while waiting in line at a store, he started playing with his clothes. First, he turned the waistband of his shorts out. Next he pulled the waistband of his pull-up diaper up and out of his shorts. That was when he looked up at my wife and announced, “Next is my penis.”

The Boy. And, huzzah for my first post with the word “penis” in it.