Recent Tweets

Kids are off watching some movie called Cloudy With Meatballs. I "couldn't go" because I was "working on the car." I'm a "genius."
Grosse Pointe Blank is on Netflix watch instantly! *blip! blip! blip!*
My son is now a Taekwondo orange belt.
Just bought a ukulele! Now must wait a week for delivery. :(
Proof that I wore a tie the other night. Jacket too. Oh, I was dapper and a half.
I think I drank my weight in martinis tonight.
You don't want me on your trivia game team unless there's a category called Useless Knowledge (Even by Trivia Game Standards).
The bear in the red cape is worth the trip.
The 2010 California Protection of Marriage Act: protect traditional marriage by banning divorce.
Daughter is exploring her creative potential. Consequence: I'm listening to Ricky Martin sing Livin' la Vida Loca.
Things I wish I'd known in advance: that joining Facebook meant I'd one day be reading about my niece's cramps.
Two hours of email complete. Now moving on to "real" work: typing things into a computer to make it "do" stuff.
Not hungry but I'm eating breakfast anyway. Hey stomach, you're not the boss of me.
Received email asking for my computer expertise to spy on a cheating husband. Has it come to this? Very depressing.
9 people getting married at 99 cent store on 9/9/09 because they won a contest. News head says it's a "very meaningful ceremony."
Saw Ponyo tonight. We all liked it. If you liked My Neighbor Totoro or Kiki's Delivery Service I think you'll like it too.