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In which The Boy foresees the punchline

Daughter: Dad! Dad! I had a dream! And I could see what was going to happen in the future! And it was real!
Me:
Whoa.
Daughter:
Dad! Am I a sidekick?
Me:
Hm. Try this: "Holy divination, Batman!"
Daughter:
Holy divination, Batman!
Me: Yep, you're a sidekick. But I don't think you're psychic.
Daughter: Huh?
Me: A psychic is someone who can tell the future. A sidekick is a superhero's helper.
Daughter: Oohhhh... HAHAHA! Sidekick. I meant psychic.
Me: Yah I know.
Son: Dad?
Me: Hm?
Son: What do you call a sidekick who can tell the future?

Comments

  1. ruthdeb on 2008-05-20 09:05:40 wrote: Nice! Sounds like it might be time to introduce him to hink pinks.

  2. Daniel on 2008-05-20 10:07:58 wrote: I keep telling myself that I’m going to wait another ten years before I consider having kids, but things like this tug at my heart just enough to make me wonder if I should reconsider… Thanks for sharing, as always.

  3. RubiaLala on 2008-05-20 10:55:08 wrote: That’s awesome. Psychic abilities would be a dynamite power for a sidekick to have.

  4. Sylvia on 2008-05-20 14:41:42 wrote: Ahahahahahahaha! Those kids crack me up! So cute.

  5. Tana on 2008-05-22 07:29:39 wrote: ROFL! That’s completely fabulous.

  6. christine on 2008-05-22 13:47:25 wrote: : D

  7. Kat on 2008-05-28 06:30:46 wrote: :p when i read your blog i sigh kick myself for not writing enough…thanks for sharing, j. love that beautiful mind of yours.