My daughter had a friend over yesterday after school.

Me: Okay, you two kiddies have fun playing out back.
Wife, shocked: What did you just say?
Me: I said "have fun playing."
Wife: No. Did you just...
She shakes her chest, mardi gras style.
Me: Kiddies. K-iddies. With a K.
Wife: Ohhh.
Wife: Good.

Comments

1. ski on 2006-06-09 12:14:22 wrote: So did you throw here some beads?

2. NickS on 2006-06-15 12:55:33 wrote: That’s hilarious! My wife’s childhood nickname was Diddie - I have fun with that one…

3. WM on 2006-06-18 10:37:45 wrote: I share your wife’s inner translator of innocent remark to immediate smut, because my hubby (back during the hot and heavy years) used to mumble things to mess with my mind. “Did you just say–” “No.” “Then what did you say?” “I love you.” Now the chatterbox (2-year-old daughter) has begun reading back the minutes for me. He’s been busted a few times, and I’m relieved to know I’m not as crazy as I thought I was. So fess up! You really said the T word, didn’t you?