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Dear UPS

Delivery route

Please.

I know I ordered this Christmas gift at the last minute. And the company I ordered it from only handed the package to you yesterday. And I know a lot can happen in the 2,200 miles between here and Michigan. And I know an ice storm is about to hit the Midwest. And I know sometimes trucks break down and that your company is staffed by regular old human beings not super robots.

I know you’re trying your very best to deliver it by the 23rd.

And I’m trying my very best to teach my children not to pin their self-worth on the size or quantity of gifts they receive this holiday season.

But please, please, please. You’ve got it now. It’s in your hands.

Please make it.

12/23 update: They made it!

Comments

  1. Mel C on 2008-12-19 22:40:54 wrote: Yeah, I ordered my mom’s gift on Tuesday, and I checked UPS yesterday. It said EXCEPTION in big red letters. I hope it gets here by the 23rd. :(

  2. tana on 2008-12-23 05:33:10 wrote: PS- I didn’t even wait until the last minute to order, so WHERE is the present?! UPS, please! I’m counting on you!

  3. Laura on 2008-12-30 12:05:47 wrote: I ordered a gift a full week before Christmas, chose the three-day shipping option. Imagine my irritation when I received an e-mail from them on Monday afternoon saying they had just shipped the gift & I’d get it three working days later - the day after Christmas ! I have a few choice words for them & their “three-day shipping”.