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Cheaters are mighty fine eatin'


Me: Did you have fun playing outside?
Daughter: Ye... No!
Me: No? You didn't have fun riding your bike?
Daughter: Yeah, but the other kids cheated when we played dinosaurs.
Me: Oh?
Daughter: Yeah, they're cheaters. They wouldn't play right.
Me: Well, you'll have to deal with cheaters your whole life.
A short speech about cheaters and how best to deal with them followed.
Daughter: Hmph.

And then the Boy, silent the whole time, offered this pearl in uncanny Homer-Simpson-voice...
Son: Cheaters are like Cheetos. Mmmm...

Comments

  1. Silph on 2005-11-16 21:59:08 wrote: LOL oh, you come up with the funniest material!! still chuckling “mmmmm”

  2. Nicole on 2005-11-21 22:46:32 wrote: I do have to agree. Cheetos mmmm

  3. Sunray on 2005-11-23 08:58:30 wrote: Cheat Hos?? I would be worried more about the boy :)) I just played with your flickr toys, great stuff. My congratulations on some well written software, im more then just jealous..

  4. alexia on 2005-11-24 15:55:41 wrote: Aw, crap, Silph read my mind… also still chuckling mmm… Dinolicious