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Buckle up!

Wife: Your seatbelt is off!
Me: I know. I'm putting it on now.
Wife: Ack! We're driving!
Me: You know, as the driver, you're responsible for your passengers' safety.
Wife: I'm not responsible for you. You're an "adult."
Me: I'm pretty sure I could convince a cop that I'm retarded.
Wife: No doubt.
Me: Hey!

Comments

  1. maymay on 2008-08-11 08:03:11 wrote: haha! thats gold!

  2. brenda on 2008-08-20 10:40:04 wrote: You can’t throw a big fatty at her and NOT expect her to launch it into the stands.

  3. Pat J on 2008-09-25 12:04:29 wrote: ‘Round here that’s called “walking into it”.