My son came along while the lovely and talented wife and I were sitting at the breakfast table. The children had finished breakfast and were playing. He walked up to the table and announced that the toy he was holding was actually a brain sucker and that he’d like to suck out our brains. “Ok,” we agreed. He sucked out my wife’s brains first. “Now I’m going to put them in your head, Dad.” Then he sucked out my brains and put them in her head. I said, “I suddenly feel like I need new shoes!” She retorted, “I’m an idiot!”

I’m so far behind I don’t even keep score anymore.

Comments

1. nikkirae on 2006-04-22 10:12:11 wrote: LOL… Aren’t kids wonderful. smile Make sure he puts those brains back in the right place… -n

2. Trula on 2006-04-23 00:00:51 wrote: LOL! don’t you know…you will never catch up to her by now? ha ha! That is soooooo like something that would happen in my household; down to my husband quipping about me and me retorting back. I just loving reading about your family. :)

3. Keet on 2006-05-07 05:57:16 wrote: I’m very behind on comments but this story made our family laugh out loud. Thanks for all the toys, too. :)

4. myla on 2006-05-18 18:21:20 wrote: lmao – just spit up diet 7up all over my keyboard. classic. absolutely classic. ;)

5. jo on 2006-06-29 08:18:46 wrote: I don’t even know how i got here, but that story just made me laugh out loud in my quiet office.. reminded me of calvin and hobbes for some reason!! cant wait to have kids if they are as funny as yours ;-) jo

6. Harshad on 2006-07-31 13:20:32 wrote: Absolutely classic, couldn’t help but laugh out loud in the 2 am quietness!!! Thanks for all the toys too :)