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24 Hour Fitness cracks me up

They want us back and they’re willing to offer us a $0 initiation fee with an $80 processing fee to get started again. I’m going to hold out until they sweeten the deal. I hear if you wait another month they offer you $0 initiation fee, $0 processing fee, $0 activation, and only an $80 can’t-do-math fee.

Comments

  1. Matthew on 2007-06-15 22:09:48 wrote: Or you can join the YMCA where there is only a joining fee and your money goes back to help others in the community! (Can you tell I work for the Y?)

  2. tanyetta on 2007-06-15 23:14:47 wrote: i’ve never been to 24 hour fitness. i have commitment issues. my gym fitness 19 is $20/month(no added fees, no contracts, etc..) unlimited usage and this includes childcare. it’s the best deal around. i think?

  3. MommmieD on 2007-07-31 10:36:26 wrote: I would love to join the Y but I like exercising at 10:30! I wish the hours were better. I’m stuck with 24 hour fitness.

  4. Lucy on 2008-04-25 00:05:59 wrote: i agree with you.. Mommmie D. 24 hours?! OMG!

  5. Chris on 2008-07-20 21:10:14 wrote: There is a place like that near where I live, and they send me flyers at least 2-3 times a week… they must be hurting for business!