Me: My new guiding principle is What Would Liz Lemon Do. WWLLD.
Wife: And, what, do the opposite?
Me: No, no. It’s actually a big time saver. For example, I was about to get a bowl of ice cream and I thought, WWLLD, and I ate it straight from the carton instead.
Wife: That’s idiotic. If you really did what Liz Lemon would do, you’d inadvertently buy imitation ice cream made from regurgitated pork skin or something but you’d still eat it anyway because it feels good and… Hm. Maybe Liz Lemon’s guiding principle is WWJWD…
Me: I’m pretty sure Liz Lemon would be ignoring you right now.