flagrantdisregard

Wow, what a day.

6:26am We wake up by being urinated on by The Boy. Good morning. Our 7-day old feather-bed needs to be washed.
8:08am The Boy makes it to the bathroom just in time to pee on me and his clothes again.
9:30am After breakfast, both kids sent to their rooms for fighting.
11:28am Go to laundromat to use the industrial washer to wash the feather-bed.
11:45am Go out for a quick lunch while the washer runs. Catch the entire crew on break. Children bouncing off walls. Wife spills soup.
12:17pm Back at the laundromat, move wash to dryer. Boy claims he doesn’t need to use the toilet.
12:45pm Got home barely in time for him to make it to the toilet. Wife takes daughter to dance class.
12:47pm Boy poops on himself.

He went down for a nap after that, without incident, thankfully.

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