You need to purchase land near the North Pole, or some other isolated area. Invest in electrified barbed wire fencing and German Shepards with a negative attitude for teenaged boys. Feed the dogs only enough for them to survive. By the time she is an actual teen they will be hungry enough to take care of any “prospective dates”.
Ohhhhh, you are in SOOOOOO much trouble!!
I have 4 of those.
You need to purchase land near the North Pole, or some other isolated area. Invest in electrified barbed wire fencing and German Shepards with a negative attitude for teenaged boys. Feed the dogs only enough for them to survive. By the time she is an actual teen they will be hungry enough to take care of any “prospective dates”.
sign me, mom of two girls.
Stunning.