Late lunch
Me: Are we seriously going out to dinner at 4pm?
Wife: It’s a late lunch.
Me: Whatever, Grandma.
The kids are off visiting with relatives and this is what becomes of us. Roll out of bed at 11 and lunch at 4.
Posts tagged ‘wife’
Sleeping for free
Lovely and Talented Wife: I’m freezing.
Me: Put on a sweater.
Wife: I slept in socks, flannels, a tank top, a thermal shirt and five blankets and I was still cold.
Me: You slept so well because I have the thermostat set low.
Wife: No, I did not sleep well. I was still cold. Wait, what’s it set to?
Me: [...]
Apparently I am not at my most dashing in the early AM
Wife: Please shave today.
Me: I guess it’s been a while. At least I’m still gorgeous.
Wife: …
Me: Well, I mean I haven’t looked in the mirror yet today. But can’t I just take my word for it?
Happy ninja day!
Texting the lovely and talented wife this morning…
Me: It’s day of the ninja. Be stealthy and kill at least four people today.
Wife: You are so random.
Me: I’m so ninja I killed three people so far today and they don’t even know it.
Wife: I’m so ninja *I* don’t even know it.
Me: You know how I know [...]
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