Posts tagged ‘school’

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

June 25th, 2009

Not dead. Busy. And I sort of fell out of the habit. So, here’s what I’ve been up to since April: Lots of work on BigHugeLabs.com Bought a pet rat ($7) and accoutrements ($92) for the kids. Ripped up the weed jungle that my backyard had become and planted Dutch Clover instead of grass. Coming [...]

Chickens are not pretzel-shaped in nature

December 16th, 2008

Son: Dad, what day is it? Me: 16. Son: Mmm… chicken pretzels. I’m buying lunch! Daughter: Oh yah! I’m buying, too! Me: Seriously? Chicken pretzels? Isn’t that gross? Daughter: Dad, it’s just chicken in the shape of a pretzel. Me: Yes, that’s exactly my point.

One of those days

December 10th, 2008

You know those days when you don’t get enough sleep and it’s Tuesday or Wednesday or some other day not a weekend and you wake up late and you have to rush the kids through breakfast and getting dressed and they seem just a little grumpier than usual and you really don’t want them to [...]

Brain chart

November 21st, 2008

The kids have a behavior chart in their classrooms and each of them has a clip with their name on it. They “clip up” for good behavior and “clip down” when they get into trouble… Me: So, how was school today? Did you clip up? Son: No, I clipped down… But! But, Dad! Clipping down [...]

Open house night

March 14th, 2008

We attended our school’s open house again last night. I always get a kick out of the projects posted on the walls. One of the projects was a “Meet My Parents: Through a child’s eyes” page the kindergartners wrote. Some classic stuff. Flattery will get you everywhere, kids: My Mom is 20 feet tall and [...]

The long cruel holiday break is over… School starts Monday!

January 6th, 2008

5 dangerous things you should let your kids do

December 21st, 2007

Gever Tulley, founder of the Tinkering School, talks about our new wave of overprotected kids — and spells out 5 (and really, he’s got 6) dangerous things you should let your kids do. Allowing kids the freedom to explore, he says, will make them stronger and smarter and actually safer. TED Talks: Gever Tulley: 5 [...]

I married a genius

October 8th, 2007

The Lovely and Talented Wife, who volunteers at our elementary school, recently convinced a kindergartner to do something he didn’t want to do by offering him the next two days off from school. Guess what day it was.

School can’t possibly start soon enough

August 30th, 2007

School is tantalizingly close. It starts five days from now. It’s been a long Summer and the kids are both well into the tail-end boredom phase of it. For full effect, imagine their mouths gaping open like a trophy bass gasping for air while their eyes bulge out of their heads: Daughter: Dad, can we [...]