flagrantdisregard » parties http://flagrantdisregard.com Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:47:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Birthday parties are serious business http://flagrantdisregard.com/birthday-parties-are-serious-business/ http://flagrantdisregard.com/birthday-parties-are-serious-business/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:21:21 +0000 John http://flagrantdisregard.com/?p=972

Son: Dad, I got invited to a birthday party!
Me: Oh, cool! Let me see the invitation. Mm hmm. Looks like fun.
Son: Yah!
Daughter: I wish I could go.
Me: Been a while since you’ve been to one?
Daughter: Yes! I haven’t been to a birthday party since January!
Me: No more this year?
Daughter: No! Everybody has had their birthday party already! I was the last one!
Me: Oh my goodness! What’s keeping you alive? I would just die!
Daughter: *glares*
Son: Not funny, Dad.

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