Birthday parties are serious business
Son: Dad, I got invited to a birthday party!
Me: Oh, cool! Let me see the invitation. Mm hmm. Looks like fun.
Son: Yah!
Daughter: I wish I could go.
Me: Been a while since you’ve been to one?
Daughter: Yes! I haven’t been to a birthday party since January!
Me: No more this year?
Daughter: No! Everybody has had their birthday [...]