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Posts tagged ‘marriage’

In which I do not LOL  

Lovely and Talented Wife: So I texted that thing to her and she texted back “LMAO.”
Me: She didn’t though.
Wife: LMAO?
Me: Yah, her ass is still on.
Wife: What…?
Me: People read something funny and then maybe they snort or chuckle or even chortle and then write LOL or LMAO. They rarely mean it. It’s sad really because [...]

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It ain’t fixed unless I’m bleeding  

Wife So how’s the car?
Me: Great! All fixed! See? I scraped my finger. Say, do we have any crazy glue?
Wife: I don’t think so. Why?
Me: Hm. I’d settle for slightly-off-its-rocker glue. Plain ol’ bad-ass glue would work.
Wife: Why do you need glue?
Me: Ah. Well… while I was putting the car back together I may have [...]

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Special delivery  

The Lovely and Talented Wife and I were making sandwiches in the kitchen the other day. Just lunch for us and the kids. I love sandwiches and not just eating them. I love making them. It’s a simple, peaceful activity; one that can be enjoyed alone or with others, often quietly. Unwrapping cheese, slicing bread, [...]

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I married a genius  

The Lovely and Talented Wife, who volunteers at our elementary school, recently convinced a kindergartner to do something he didn’t want to do by offering him the next two days off from school. Guess what day it was.

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Is This Man Cheating on His Wife?  

A man spends 10-20 hours every day with a woman in a virtual world. He “marries” her. Is he cheating on his flesh and blood wife? Of course he is. He may not be having sex with his virtual mistress but marriage is about a lot more than who you have sex with.
Sitting alone in [...]

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