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Posts tagged ‘internet’

Good news!  

Thanks to my email, I now know how to get cheap prescriptions, make myself more attractive to others, get a low monthly payment, buy lottery tickets online, buy cheap OEM software, get an exquisite replica watch, look younger, feel younger, claim my cash, become fit and happy again, meet easy women, make my friends envy [...]

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Snap Preview Anywhere, scourge of the internet  

I got an email from Joyce Jalleo of Snap.com business development last week politely asking me if I’d like to sign up for the service and add it to this site. The email lists five reasons why Snap Preview Anywhere (SPA); had such a rapid adoption (half a million publishers since November 2006) including [...]

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If I think this is funny, does that make me a child?  

A recent instant message exchange…
D: hey john, i need ot edit a coupon in ca
Me: ok
D: it’s ***, i need to to go from 1 use to 10 uses per customer, that’s all
Me: ok. hang on.
D: thanks
Me: ok, done.
D: thanks man.
… you dong well today?
Me: hahaha
D: what?
… lol
Me: thanks for that. talk to you later.
D: [...]

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Justin.tv  

You know you’ve really “made it” as a species when you can waste time on narcissistic pursuits (like blogging). Food and shelter? Don’t bother me with trifles. I am posthuman. And just think: after a year of filming, they might even be able to edit together 90 minutes worth watching!
(Then again, does “decadent, crumbling empire” [...]

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Shutdown Day  

SCENE: Interior of the Millennium Falcon en route to Alderaan while fleeing from Imperial forces.
Luke: Obi-Wan, are you all right?
Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and…
Luke: Do you feel something terrible has happened?
Obi-Wan: Nevermind. False alarm. I forgot it was Computer Shutdown [...]

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