After downloading Songs from the Labyrinth by Sting today, we were just about to get our melancholy, 16th century, lute pop music groove on when…

Lovely and talented wife: What’s a “digital booklet?”
Me: It’s a PDF file that comes with the album. It has album art and stuff like that.
LATW: Let’s see it.
*click* *click*
Me: That’s a lot of words.
LATW: Holy cow, this thing is 15 pages!
Me: Yikes! I could barely read the digital booklet that came with the kids’ Curious George album—and that was a coloring book.
The LATW raises an eyebrow.
Me: What?
LATW: That is so sad.