I just returned from a relatively uneventful visit to the doctor (nothing to be concerned about, thanks for asking). I saw a doctor and a nurse whom I’ve never met before which, of all the things that occurred today, left me with this strange and wonderful thought: the number of people in the world who have seen my naughty bits has increased by two.

Which got me thinking on the drive home about how many people there are in the world who have actually beheld my unmentionables. The count stands at what I believe is a modest 40, approximately, parents and family and the doctors and nurses who delivered me into the world and my high school gym class included.

So, in the spirit of getting to know each other a little better, how about a friendly little survey? How many people in the world, living or dead, have seen you in your birthday suit?