Sleep debt
“Hi, my name’s John and I don’t sleep.”
[As a warm, welcoming support group] “Hi, John.”
“I’ve been intentionally incurring 4 hours of sleep debt every night since early 2003.”
[Applause]
“I’m planning to make it up by sleeping through all of 2007, The Year of The Pig. I haven’t discussed this with my wife yet.”
[Random coughing]
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