I saw a television commercial the other day that showed a man washing his hair in the shower while he listened to his wife talking. The ad was for a product called High Endurance from Old Spice, a combined shampoo and body wash. I was starting to think that this was a good idea. This was a product that I, as a lazy person, could totally get behind. But then, as the commercial ended, my lovely and talented wife chimed in, chuckling, “Did you notice that they only market 2-in-1 body wash and shampoo to grown men and babies?”

Hmph.