Open house night
We attended our school’s open house again last night. I always get a kick out of the projects posted on the walls. One of the projects was a “Meet My Parents: Through a child’s eyes” page the kindergartners wrote. Some classic stuff.
Flattery will get you everywhere, kids:
My Mom is 20 feet tall and weighs 8 pounds.
What’s the one thing that grosses you out about your parents:
My Mom likes to eat: vegetables
An insightful summation of the state of teacher compensation in California:
My Mom’s job is: being a teacher
My Dad’s job is: to make money
Finally, what my son thinks we do:
My Mom’s job is: working
My Dad’s job is: staying home and taking pictures
Posted 6 months ago
i absolutely love this! it’s so great to see into the mind of our children. were these your child’s writing, or were these a selection of all the offerings?
great stuff, as usual =]
Posted 6 months ago
Thanks, rik. These were selected from the papers of several children.
Posted 6 months ago
Absolutely classic. It always amazes me that the best humor comes from a 6 year old.