On Monkeys
Daughter: Can I get a monkey?
Me: No.
Daughter: Why not?
Me: Monkeys are wild animals.
Daughter: But I could give them a banana and they’d come to me.
Me: But they’re still wild.
Daughter: Are there tame monkeys?
Me: I don’t think so.
Daughter: I wish the president would start a company that trained monkeys.
Me: Now that you mention it, that would explain a lot.
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Posted 11 months ago
“Out of the mouthes of babes…” eh? Amazing how politically astute the girl is! This may not be relevant but it made a connection in my old brain. Many decades ago after my younger brother and I had seen the movie “Bedtime for Bonzo,” we begged for a chimpanzee. You may happen to know that the human star of the film was none other than our last Repulican president, Ronald Reagan. Hummm.
Posted 11 months ago
LOL OH MY HECK! LOL
Posted 11 months ago
Completely funny. All political commentary aside, you might want to consider
http://www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org/