Lovely and talented (but sometimes hears T’s when there are none)
June 6th, 2006
My daughter had a friend over yesterday after school.
Me: Okay, you two kiddies have fun playing out back.
Wife, shocked: What did you just say?
Me: I said “have fun playing.”
Wife: No. Did you just…
She shakes her chest, mardi gras style.
Me: Kiddies. K-iddies. With a K.