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In which The Boy reveals his comedic genious   3Jun07

Daughter: I don’t know any good jokes.
Me: Making jokes is very hard. All of the jokes I know I’ve learned from someone else.
Daughter: Like what?
Me: Well, let’s see. What do you call a cow who plays the piano?
Kids: I don’t know.
Me: A moooosician!
Kids: Hahaha!
Lovely and Talented Wife: *groan*
Me: What kind of light do cows like best?
Kids: What?
Me: Moooonlight!
Son: Hahaha! I have one! I have one!
Son: Why did the cow go to the theater?
Me: Hmm, why?
Son: Because he wanted to watch…
Son: TV!!

And then we all laughed uncontrollably for five minutes (and for various reasons).

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6 Responses to “In which The Boy reveals his comedic genious”

  1. tanyetta says:
    Posted 1 year ago

    i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  2. cliff says:
    Posted 1 year ago

    My son (he is four) does “knock-knock” jokes, they go a little like this:
    son: knock-knock…
    me: who’s there?
    son: cow…
    me: cow who?
    son: …NAKED!
    son: Ha Ha Ha Ha

    Love your Blog, thanks for sharing!

  3. RuthDeB says:
    Posted 1 year ago

    hey, he’s pretty smart!

  4. Lady S says:
    Posted 1 year ago

    Great jokes, but where were you last week when we had cows strolling through my town?

  5. Patrick says:
    Posted 1 year ago

    My son is five and a little more musical in his humor. Here’s a direct quote..try to imagine the change in his voice as he SINGS through to the punchline at the end.

    “Twinkle, twinkle Little Star,
    How I wonder WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST!”

  6. John says:
    Posted 1 year ago

    Ha! Classic. :-)

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