In which The Boy reveals his comedic genious
Daughter: I don’t know any good jokes.
Me: Making jokes is very hard. All of the jokes I know I’ve learned from someone else.
Daughter: Like what?
Me: Well, let’s see. What do you call a cow who plays the piano?
Kids: I don’t know.
Me: A moooosician!
Kids: Hahaha!
Lovely and Talented Wife: *groan*
Me: What kind of light do cows like best?
Kids: What?
Me: Moooonlight!
Son: Hahaha! I have one! I have one!
Son: Why did the cow go to the theater?
Me: Hmm, why?
Son: Because he wanted to watch…
Son: TV!!
And then we all laughed uncontrollably for five minutes (and for various reasons).
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i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
My son (he is four) does “knock-knock” jokes, they go a little like this:
son: knock-knock…
me: who’s there?
son: cow…
me: cow who?
son: …NAKED!
son: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Love your Blog, thanks for sharing!
hey, he’s pretty smart!
Great jokes, but where were you last week when we had cows strolling through my town?
My son is five and a little more musical in his humor. Here’s a direct quote..try to imagine the change in his voice as he SINGS through to the punchline at the end.
“Twinkle, twinkle Little Star,
How I wonder WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST!”
Ha! Classic. :-)