Lovely and Talented Wife: So I texted that thing to her and she texted back “LMAO.”
Me: She didn’t though.
Wife: LMAO?
Me: Yah, her ass is still on.
Wife: What…?
Me: People read something funny and then maybe they snort or chuckle or even chortle and then write LOL or LMAO. They rarely mean it. It’s sad really because it’s devalued the whole meaning of the word. That’s why I refuse to type it. Even if I was LOL I wouldn’t write LOL because no one would really believe I was LOL. LOL isn’t what it used to be.
Wife: Oh my God.
Me: What?
Wife: You’re still talking.