Me: Our family is 50% Mexican.
Lovely and Talented Wife: Why do you always have to bring math into it?
Me: It’s what I do.
Wife: So what do you call your crazy half?
Me: It is a strange mix, isn’t it? My Mom is Korean and my Dad’s family is from Norway by way of North Carolina so naturally I’m keen to tell people I’m half Viking.
Wife: No wonder our kids are crazy—they’re a quarter berserker.