Happy ninja day!
Texting the lovely and talented wife this morning…
Me: It’s day of the ninja. Be stealthy and kill at least four people today.
Wife: You are so random.
Me: I’m so ninja I killed three people so far today and they don’t even know it.
Wife: I’m so ninja *I* don’t even know it.
Me: You know how I know you’re a ninja? I— *dies* 8-#
Wife: Your advanced texting skills impress me.
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LOL! How exactly do you manage to incorporate so many ages into a single personality?! Please don’t say it’s because you’re a ninja …
that IS ninja.
damn.