Texting the lovely and talented wife this morning…

Me: It’s day of the ninja. Be stealthy and kill at least four people today.

Wife: You are so random.

Me: I’m so ninja I killed three people so far today and they don’t even know it.

Wife: I’m so ninja *I* don’t even know it.

Me: You know how I know you’re a ninja? I— *dies* 8-#

Wife: Your advanced texting skills impress me.