Does the punishment fit the crime?

April 9th, 2007

In the United States, copying a DVD can get you up to 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. At least, that’s what all of my legally rented Netflix DVDs tell me every single time I watch them. For fun, I thought I’d see if that punishment was reasonable by surveying the California penal code (the penal code is actually funnier than it sounds). Here are some other crimes, for comparison:

Crime (penal code section) Maximum prison sentence Illegal DVD equivalent
Assault (“an unlawful attempt, coupled with a present ability, to commit a violent injury on the person of another”) (241.a) 6 months 10 counts of assault = 1 illegal DVD
Possession of an assault weapon (12280.b) 1 year 5 assault weapons = 1 illegal DVD
Battery (“any willful and unlawful use of force or violence upon the person of another”) against a peace officer, fire fighter, nurse, physician, lifeguard, paramedic, armed services member, etc. (243.b) 1 year 5 counts of battery = 1 illegal DVD
Deserting your child with intent to abandon (271) 1 year Deserting 5 children = 1 illegal DVD
Firing a laser at an occupied aircraft (No, I’m not kidding!) (247.5) 3 years 0.6 DVDs
Sexual battery (243.4.b) 4 years 0.8 DVDs
Throwing feces on a prison guard (243.9.a) 4 years 0.8 DVDs
Assault with a deadly weapon (245.a.1) 4 years 0.8 DVDs
Unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor (261.5.d) 4 years 0.8 DVDs
Forcing your wife into prostitution (266g) 4 years 0.8 DVDs
Rape (264.a) 8 years 1.6 DVDs
Kidnapping (208.a) 8 years 1.6 DVDs
Mayhem (“unlawfully and maliciously deprives a human being of a member of his body”) (204) 8 years 1.6 DVDs
Sexual assault of a child (269) 15 years to life 3 to 20 DVDs
2nd degree murder (190.a) 15 years to life 3 to 20 DVDs
1st degree murder (190.a) 25 years to life 5 to 20 DVDs

So, in theory, you might do more time for illegally copying a Disney DVD for your kids to watch than if you deserted them in a Hollywood alley. Does that sound reasonable to you?