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Breakfast negotiations with 5-year-olds  

Daughter: Let’s eat breakfast.
Me: Ok. Let me just take a shower first then we’ll go downstairs and have breakfast.
Daughter: Um. I have an idea. Let’s eat breakfast first and then you can take a shower.
Pause.
Me: Ooook. Fine. I’ll just go potty first.
Yes, I actually said that.
Me, after returning: Ok, let’s go eat.
Daughter: How about we eat breakfast in bed?
Me, sarcasticly: How about you just let me know when you’re ready.
Daughter, sincerely: Ok, Daddy.

One Response to “Breakfast negotiations with 5-year-olds”

  1. Phil says:

    My wife and I say “potty” all the time for when we go to the bathroom. It’s going to be awhile before we outgrow that word.

    A friend with a 2-year-old was on a plane when the attendant asked if she wanted something to drink. My friend said to her, “I’ll just have some wa-wa.”

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