Bad words
Daughter: Do you know the S-word?
Son: Yeah.
Daughter: What is it then?
Son: “Stupid.” And I know the M-word: “moron.”
Daughter: Everybody knows those words.
Son: What other letter words are there?
Daughter: I don’t know.
Son: Let’s make our own letter words!
Daughter: Uh, I don’t think that’s a good idea.
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Posted 5 months ago
That’s really funny. I’m trying to think of which I like better - making up the new letter words or avoiding it.
Posted 5 months ago
HEEE!!!
We just came up with the HH (not bad words) after The Little Guy ran off to cross the (side) street all by himself - which, of course, got him the standard “you’re grounded” routine followed by loud shrieking and tears in the car. *ouch!
In highschool where I come from (Manila) this used to be HHWW (holding hands while walking. eeek! the memories that ensue…)
Posted 4 months ago
A friend of mine, in her family, the “F” word was “fine.” as in “It’s your turn to take out the trash. Would you do that soon please?” “FINE!”
Wow. That would get you in trouble fast. The punishment for saying the “F” word? She made her kids write an essay. YIKES!
Posted 4 months ago
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