An oasis of comfort and happiness
I’m bemused and delighted. I’m not sure if it’s the way they talk about something without actually saying it, their smiling faces, or their over-the-top sincerity; but whatever it is, this site makes me happy.

I’m bemused and delighted. I’m not sure if it’s the way they talk about something without actually saying it, their smiling faces, or their over-the-top sincerity; but whatever it is, this site makes me happy.

Posted 1 year ago
It’s sort of like the Brady Bunch intro… only now they actually have a toilet. Weird.
Posted 1 year ago
I played on the site a long time. As you move the mouse over the photos, sounds appear. And using the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th photos, you can play “How Dry I Am” hahahahahahaha
Loved it.
Posted 1 year ago
OMG! I couldn’t stop watching. It was like relaxation therapy in commercial form. I found myself getting more and more relaxed. Deeper and deeper. That’s right, just relax. And when I snap my fingers, you will go buy several washlets.
Posted 1 year ago
I predict these people will be flush with success. No, really. Their competition, if any, is all washed up as of right now. They can’t handle this; the ideas floated here are so superior as to render a complete cleanup of alternate methods. Their stock is surely tanking as we speak. Odds are their executives are squirming on the hot seat (he said dryly.)
Personally, I think they should consider a business partnership with the the “alli” people; if there were ever two companies that needed each other…
(for those of you lucky enough not to know what alli is, it is a diet drug with some unfortunate side effects, such that one of the recommendations from the drug manufacturer is that users should carry a spare pair of pants. *Dark* pants.)