Me: Whoa! Is that dude’s name really Jor-El?
*pause*
Lovely and Talented Wife: *sigh* Yes.
Me: You know who I’m talking about, right?
Wife: Yes.
Me: That’s awesome.
*play*
Me: It’s just a coincidence, though, right?
*pause*
Lovely and Talented and Patient Wife: *sigh* What?
Me: I mean, it’s not comic related.
Wife: Probably not.
Me: But I’ll bet he gets that a lot. You know, from [...]
Would it be considered impolite to pass out surgical masks and antibacterial hand sanitizer to all of the kids in class when I volunteer?
Getting the Boy a haircut. His self inflicted haircut still visible.
Blokus or Carcassone?
Pushing TiVo’s skip ahead button during commercials while watching live television… it’s like popping bubble wrap.
Cheap wine review: Trinity Oaks [...]
I’ve been using a couple of bash scripts for a while to manage my password collection (over 100) and I thought I’d share them since I find them very useful. They’re BSD licensed so you can do whatever you want with the code. Click here to get ‘em.
…but I resisted.
Lovely and talented wife: Where are our calling cards?
Me: In the envelope drawer.
Wife: Dare I ask why they are in the envelope drawer?
Me: I took “envelopes” to mean “mail stuff.”
Wife: Calling cards aren’t mail stuff.
Me: Well, they have our address on them so people can use them to send us mail, so they’re “mail stuff.”
Wife: [...]
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