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Archive for August, 2005

The 40 Year Old Virgin  

I had heard that The 40 Year Old Virgin was good but it truly exceeded all of my expectations. I almost spit my drink onto the people in front of us and it brought my wife to tears. It has that special magic that made movies like Swingers and Old School so much [...]

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A room of his own  

Today we bit the bullet and moved the Boy into his own room. We moved half the toys, re-organized the furniture, moved his bed, and successfully converted the “toy room” into a bedroom. I still have some trepidation about how things will go tonight, this being the first time he’s slept in a [...]

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Did I just say that?  

I should file this under things I never thought I’d say. This morning I had to break up a fight and my closing words were, “Don’t slobber your brother.”

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Dogs and vomit soap  

So I needed some soap while I was in the shower this morning and I called out to my lovely and talented wife to please get me some. She rummaged for a minute and said we were out. “Give me the soft soap,” I said. She mumbled something and came back with [...]

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I love you this much  

Son: Dad, I love you very much.
Me: I love you too, son.
And then I thought I’d spread the love in my wife’s direction…
Me: How much do you love your Mom?
Son: Hmm… I love her three pounds.
She started to smile while rolling her eyes when…
Son: And I love you five pounds, Dad.

And then she shot me [...]

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