So I’ve often wondered if my children have brain damage. The rampant mood swings, the irrational behavior, waking up at 6am every day. Yesterday, the Boy laughed like an evil, B-movie, criminal mastermind all through dinner for no apparent reason. The Girl’s mood changed from giddy with happiness to sulky every few [...]
Daughter: I’ll be the Princess.
Me: Okay, and I’ll be the Queen.
Daughter: Uh, no. I’ll be the Queen.
Me: Okay, then I’ll be the Princess.
Daughter: No, no. I’ll be the Queen and you be the King, but no kissing — yuck!
Me: Okay, I’ll be the King. What will The Boy be? What do [...]
It’s the best thing to happen to maps since the compass. Seriously, if you haven’t tried it, try it. It’s fascinating. I just asked for directions from Philadelphia to my home in California, pushed the play button, and now I’m watching an aerial flyover of the entire trip across the country from [...]
I just told my daughter, “Don’t run with the scissors.”
Ever played Quake 3? This is a must watch.
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