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Archive for September, 2004

A bath? AGAIN?  

Daughter: Daddy, why do you give me a bath all the time?
Me: Because I love you and I want you to be clean and healthy.
Daughter: Aww, I wish you didn’t love me so much.

And then I rolled my eyes and washed her hair.

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The gift of sterility?  

Is a vasectomy a valid gift for your wife? As in, “Happy birthday, doll! I got a vasectomy for you! No more kids, woo hoo!” Bah. Who me kidding? This clearly falls into the “it’s really for both of us so it doesn’t count” loophole. I haven’t, by [...]

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Logic  

My daughter surprised me recently when I called her a kid. She turned to me and said, “You’re a kid. Your parents are your parents and you’re a kid.”
You can’t argue with that.

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It hurts when I do this  

Four-year-old children are aliens.

Daughter: Daddy, my finger hurts. I think I need to see the doctor.
Me: Where does it hurt?
Daughter (points to finger): Here.
Me: Does it hurt now?
Daughter: No.
Me: What do you do to make it hurt?

And now, imagine the most bizarre way you could possibly contort your hand and fingers. Got it? [...]

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Photo Matt cosmos  

So I was browsing the Technorati Top 100 and saw Photo Matt, the principal developer of WordPress (the fine blogging software that runs this site), at number three and I was curious so I started clicking through to some of the sites that linked to him.
And a lot of the sites are brand new WordPress [...]

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