Another actual conversation between my wife and my two-year old:
Son: “Want juice.”
Wife: “We don’t have juice. How about milk?”
And here’s where the boy goes into his “mom must have misunderstood what I said (I wonder what is wrong with her?), so I’ll repeat it, but louder” voice.
Son: “Want juice.”
Wife: “We don’t have any juice. [...]
909 is an area code. This is a regional joke, so if you don’t live in southern California, you may move along to the next post. My wife just got an email from her sister about moving offices and consequently, changing area codes. She writes, proudly, “You can change the 909 out [...]
My daughter turned, screaming “Nnnoooooo!!” with her eyes, action-movie style, as if some unstoppable horror was unfolding before her. Her body stiffened and then she screamed out loud. Her doom was at hand, as undeniable as death. It was…
…her father. Me.
She screamed and stormed upstairs to her room. I raised [...]
Brett over at DadTalk just posted an interesting article about the ability of working dads to spend time with their children.
Of course, the paternity pay rate of $185 a week may be the problem, but it’s still better than in the United States where most American men are told to take vacation time or take [...]
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