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Archive for November, 2003

Cookies vs. hate   13Nov03

So yesterday I pick up the kids from a friends house. My daughter didn’t want to leave her friend (let’s call him Sam) there, but I insisted, so she became upset with me.
Actual conversation:

Daughter: I don’t want to go!
Me: It’s time to go. We have to go home and eat dinner.
Daughter: No. I hate [...]

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Don’t hurt yourself, kid   12Nov03

“Daddy, what’s that thing?”
“This?”
“No.”
“This?”
“No.”
“This?”
“No. The white thing pointing to the numbers.”
“Oh, that! It’s the speedometer.”
“Dad, what’s the spe… speednomomanator do?”

:-)

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