So yesterday I pick up the kids from a friends house. My daughter didn’t want to leave her friend (let’s call him Sam) there, but I insisted, so she became upset with me. Actual conversation: Daughter: I don’t want to go! Me: It’s time to go. We have to go home and eat dinner. Daughter: [...]

“Daddy, what’s that thing?” “This?” “No.” “This?” “No.” “This?” “No. The white thing pointing to the numbers.” “Oh, that! It’s the speedometer.” “Dad, what’s the spe… speednomomanator do?” :-)