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Review: Nim’s Island  

Cute. An unchallenging story that progresses predictably (but intentionally) just like a children’s fairy tale book. For adults, Jodie Foster was the true star of this movie, playing an agoraphobic and comic Indiana Jones who comes to the rescue of Nim (Abigail Breslin). Dramatic and exciting for young children without being scary. It’s fun to see with kids who will undoubtedly get a kick out of Nim’s treehouse and her animal friends. Older children may appreciate the added complexity of relationships and growth as the characters become the heroes of their own life stories. Recommended for the whole family.

We saw this one yesterday in an actual theater. You might still be able to catch a showing, otherwise you’ll probably have to wait until it is available on DVD (maybe Fall 2008).

Nim’s Island (Netflix)

The internet, advertising, and young minds  

My kids have suddenly entered the world of online social networking and competitive gaming via Webkinz and Club Penguin. And for me, that comes with a whole new set of challenges and opportunities that I never knew I signed up for when I became a parent.

In the late 20th century, circa 19801, I played with cardboard boxes and threw rocks. My world was as big as my street. Now kids want hand-held communication devices with internet access. They think nothing of routine communication with people in other countries.2

Half the kids in my daughter’s second grade class already have cell phones. To my eight-year-old self that would have seemed like magic. Watching them do the stuff they’re taking for granted forces me to think of what I was doing when I was eight. But in contrast to what my kids tell me when they’re bored, in 1980 there really was nothing to do.3

I’m a member of the first generation raised with a personal computer in the house, the age of the microprocessor. And my kids are part of the first wired generation, raised with constant and ubiquitous online access. They are already doing stuff with computers that I didn’t (couldn’t) do until college. I like to think (naively perhaps) that my science-based education and being raised with computers during a period of increasing technological change has made my mind bendy enough to adapt.

I’m somewhat unusual as well in that I know not only how to program computers, I also understand how they work at a very low level.4 I have a strong background in physics and mathematics. That gives me an advantage vis-à-vis understanding future advances that will hopefully keep me from being befuddled by whatever newfangled doodads those crazy kids invent.5

And yet, services like Club Penguin (and Webkinz and all the rest) do worry me a little. I’m not afraid of online predators. In fact, online sickos will find it much more difficult to find prey going forward—kids of 2008 are infinitely more savvy than the kids of 1998 were. And I’m not afraid of internet addiction or a lack of social contact or any of the other internet bogeymen that journalists like to write about.

I think what worries me is the subtle mind-warping that comes with being exposed to corporate branding and marketing over long periods of time. Of course, television is the current lord-high-godzilla of this already and in some very slick and sick ways. We have 600 channels of satellite television streaming into our home with no less than a half dozen 24-hour networks devoted exclusively to kids (or should I say aimed at?). And of course there are ads and product tie-ins for all of the shows. A more serious problem with television is that it glorifies and normalizes things which in reality are not glorious or normal at all. Advertising lifestyles, so to speak. “Reality” shows which do not portray reality. The sitcom, a staple of American television which teaches that lying to people is funny.

Television is becoming less relevant with children spending an increasing amount of time online both at home and at school. My kids learned how to skip commercials with the Tivo before they could tie their shoes. Not that that helps much—the shows themselves are as much about lifestyle and product branding as they are entertainment (Oh look! Hannah Montana CDs!).

Online advertising and branding can be at least as effective as its offline cousins. And it often shows up in surprising and subtle ways. For a long time, without my knowledge, my kids thought that the lower-case letter “g” was called a “google.”

People have been selling things to each other since the dawn of time but it’s never been such an onslaught as it is now.6 Like it or not we live in a global culture dominated by a free market economy that sells everything from products to lifestyles to politics. Parents have always had to teach their children how to recognize a salesman. Now it’s more important than ever. Everyone should be able to recognize when they are being pandered to.

I’m taking the optimistic view with online destinations for kids. Well, some of them, anyway.7 Club Penguin is fun. And rather than forbid them to play or shield the kids from the fact that these services are in it for the money, I simply point out to them when they are being advertised to, when they are being asked for money, and why.

Selling things for profit isn’t going away any time soon (I do it myself). I’m looking to these services partly as a kind of advertising boot camp. And I’m not against advertising. But being educated about and having a realistic view of why, how, when and where people sell things to other people, including the subtleties of branding and repetition, will hopefully give them the ability to recognize when they are being sold something and to make choices based more on reason than zombie-like subconscious familiarity.

  1. When I was their age.
  2. I realize that this comes perilously close to me sounding like I’m complaining about what those damn kids are doing these days on their damn internets. I’m not. I don’t mean to, anyway.
  3. In fact, I can’t remember much from before 1985. I don’t think that’s because I have a bad memory. It’s just because there wasn’t much to remember. I had a bike. There were trees to climb. I had some friends with whom I ran around the street. We had four or five television channels. No internet. No Tivo. No 24 hour cartoon networks.
  4. At the level of silicon and electric currents.
  5. I could be completely wrong though. Everyone is familiar with the idea of a parent or grandparent who doesn’t understand computers or doesn’t “get” the internet. So far I’m doing okay. I can still beat them both handily at video games. Granted, my oldest is only eight.
  6. This is SPARTA!
  7. Disney’s upcoming Pixie Hollow has the potential to separate you from your money the likes of which haven’t been seen since the invention of cocaine.

Review: Balls of Fury  

Hm. I only expected it to be funny. That’s not too much to ask of a comedy, is it? I think the cast probably did the best they could with what they were given. A movie about ping pong with Christopher Walken has the potential for greatness. But the quality of most of the jokes only ranged from lame to mildly amusing. Don’t go into this expecting the ping pong equivalent of Blades of Glory or Dodgeball (both of which I enjoyed much more than this). Not recommended.

Balls of Fury (Netflix)

Review: Bee Movie  

Bad. Plays more like a slide show than a movie, a series of random jokes set to animation. There were a couple of funny bits but the entire production suffered from spending too much time on all of the one-liners and sight gags, many of which should have been cut in favor of making a fluid story with characters that one could actually care about. Mercifully, musical numbers did not make the cut. Evidence that a film’s quality is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on advertising it. Not worth your time.

Bee Movie (Netflix)

Review: Dan In Real Life  

Steve Carell takes a welcome detour from Noah and Michael Scott to a real-life version of Charlie Brown (all-grown-up and widowed but without the self-pity). Dan’s dedication to his children, especially as a single parent and despite his loneliness, is heroic and very real. Dan’s middle daughter provides a frightening (for a man with a young daughter) but hilarious glimpse at teenage love-induced agony and frustration. All of the characters ring true. And the soundtrack by Sondre Lerche was the perfect complement. Dan In Real Life made me laugh and warmed my heart. Highly recommended.

Dan In Real Life (Netflix)